I went down a trail on a summer’s day,
And being, of course, the wilderness;
I was obliged to wear bug spray –
Since it was hot, I started to pray
Not to be suffocated by eucalyptus.
It wasn’t long before I quit.
My breathing problems were getting worse.
I just wanted somewhere to sit,
And if that did not appear – to wit –
I probably would require a hearse.
Looking back, with years gone by,
I barely remember this wild trek.
Now I relate it for you – why?
With time to kill, I’d gone online
And found a prompt – said ‘What the heck.’
The picture, up above these words…
‘Twas either that or sit in a trench.
The way back was quite far (upwards),
And my physique was for the birds –
I opted for Invisibench.